KANYE AND VICK: I NEED TO RANT

I know I'm late with this but I need to say it. Kanye West is a horrible little man, a worthless piece of feces, Fuck Beyonce and her worthless video, what's more, Fuck Kanye West for stealing Taylor Swift's moment of glory, and congrats to Taylor on her CMA awards.
Now Michael Vick's gonna be my VIC - he should have been banned from pro ball for life. How could anyone want that monster as a role model for children aspiring to be pro football stars? I wish he could get ass raped while watching the videos of him killing those dogs, with his eyes being forced open by those eye clamps like the ones used in Clockwork Orange.
OK, I feel so much better now and I hope you do as well.
I will soon be posting some slices of life in prison, in addition to my thoughts on Bernie Madoff and some of the other jailbirds in the recent news so stay tuned.

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I always wanted to live in Manhattan but like a lot of people I had to settle for Brooklyn.

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Hey everyone, my name is Dillinger, yes it's a nickname. I've had it for years. Right now I am in a Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, NY. I was arrested June 2006 by the FBI for stealing money from hundreds of banks, a long time before it became the rage. I know the Feds hate it when you take their money , I have more pictures of more money but this will do for now. Contrary to popular belief there are NO tennis courts in Federal prison, and health care is horrible, and don't get me started on the so called food - I'd kill for a two day old McDonalds cheeseburger right about now. So, this intro is being posted by a friend (we don't have computers in prison either!).

Feel free to ask me anything you'd like. I have plenty of free time to answer!
Crime and Beauty Are one, as John Waters used to say!
JD